Saturday, February 6, 2010

2 Terrible Movie Projects




Hollywood has been taking a lot of heat the last few years, due to the constant remakes and reboots and odd choices for movie ideas. Well theses two movies that are going into production next year may be the worst ideas ever.....1. A movie rendition of the board game " Battleship", I honestly don't see how they can adapt it into a movie. Will it be like War Games? The game doesn't have the same play as Clue does or something like that. It is guess where my ship is....hit or miss. Maybe they will get really good creative writers and make the movie loosely based on the game....who knows. The 2nd is far worse....Strecth Armstrong.....a film about a huge muscle bound white guy who, you guessed it is elastic. The news gets worse though. Who has signed on the play good ole' Stretch? None other than Taylor Lautner....I'm pretty sure when anyone thinks "Tall white guy, blonde hair, bodybuilder type muscles?" they think Taylor Lautner. This movie is just going to be him being a stretchy douche walking around with no shirt on and stretching to save people. They have over a year to stop production and change their minds....lets hope they do.

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